There once was a caulker named Marvin
Who tried to sell weed in Caernarfon
His garden got blight
When high as a kite
Till, without any pounds, he was starvin’.
A life shaman from Canyon de Chelley
Found animalkin learning to bray
Once harnessed to ride
He spur-kicked its side
And it brayed all the way to Shumway.
A sugar daddy from Bunker Hill
Was upset his baby took the pill
He withheld his funds
She refused refunds
Before her discount gave daddy a thrill.
Bahaha. Good ones. Fine rhythm.
Creative. I wrote limericks often as a teen and sometimes in my twenties. It's been a long, long time. Very fun.